^ Above: Here's
the crew at the Austin book signing for "I Do (But
I Don't)" in 2003. From left: Me, my grandma Mitzi,
stepmom Patty, Dad, and sitting is my brother Matt. He
keeps asking me when I'm going to make it to the NYT bestseller
list so I can pay him to be my full-time assistant. Apparently,
he's very talented at forging my signature.

^ Above: I come from a family of dorks, but loveable
ones. The shirts, although you can't tell, say "Cara
Lockwood Fan Club." From left: Fan club treasurer
and stepbrother, Fan Club VP and stepmom, Fan Club President
and dad, Fan Club secretary and stepsister. Not pictured:
Fan Club Founder and husband. Said husband won't wear
his shirt in pubic.