< At left, me and hubby.

^ Above: Here's the crew at the Austin book signing for "I Do (But I Don't)" in 2003. From left: Me, my grandma Mitzi, stepmom Patty, Dad, and sitting is my brother Matt. He keeps asking me when I'm going to make it to the NYT bestseller list so I can pay him to be my full-time assistant. Apparently, he's very talented at forging my signature.

^ Above: I come from a family of dorks, but loveable ones. The shirts, although you can't tell, say "Cara Lockwood Fan Club." From left: Fan club treasurer and stepbrother, Fan Club VP and stepmom, Fan Club President and dad, Fan Club secretary and stepsister. Not pictured: Fan Club Founder and husband. Said husband won't wear his shirt in pubic.